I haven’t sent holiday cards in three years. I use to love creating holiday cards. One time I drew a Christmas tree on each card, just the outline, and used my children’s toe prints to create the ornaments. This year, I’m finally in a financial position to send cards, and I have some things to communicate. There have been some big changes.
I haven’t decided how exactly to say all that I’d like to say so I’m paying attention to the letters I’ve been getting and, unfortunately, they annoy me.
I don’t like the impersonal trend toward ink jet address labels and Shutterfly messages, but more than that, they are all braggy brag. “Our son was accepted into the Global Leadership Program for bilingual children with a political interest, and after graduating from first grade this year, he will embark on the program in Spain.” Or the most irksome, “Our daughter has mastered the moguls and won her first competition. Dad doesn’t understand why this second home in Aspen which was suppose to give HIM the opportunity ski is instead making Olympic hopefuls out of his children (Darn that work!)” Seriously, this was in a letter I received today.
My letter would read something like this: “Dear friends, what a year! I’ve finally hit stride as a single mom. After a year of searching and hundreds of resumes sent, I’m back with my old employer, something I never envisioned myself doing. I realize now how important stability, a pay check and benefits really are. Big adventure and risk-taking are overrated. It’s all about the orthodontic coverage, and I know that now. My oldest son is gaining confidence although his daydreaming is reflected in his grades. My number two son is doing well with his support systems and warming up to reading now that he’s in the third grade. We’ve tackled many of his food sensitivities and his nose stopped running after three years! Who knows how number three son is, I haven’t had time to look at him. That’s right dear friends, I’m now solidly on the road to healthy mediocrity and couldn’t be happier!”